While I was on the train yesterday I happen to sit across from a couple who I swear was the ugliest I have ever seen. She had on a wrap dress in olive green with a black print that was a blown up computerized lace print, with olive lace tights ??!?!?! and purple studded flats!?!?!?!?!??!! Oh and I cannot forget that she carried a red tote with a blue zigzag pattern on it. She had thinning wiry charcoal hair pulled back, with a face that I could not look at and yet could not look away from-leathery yet droopy skin and a dark line around her face where her jawbone curves under her chin. It looked like she was a woman who had a face transpant but they didn't choose the right front for her-I wanted her to go back to the face store and return it.
He had on a navy coat that was 20 sizes to big for him, like a small boy wearing his father's overcoat. a chopped haircut where pieces stood up but in all different directions and at different lengths. His shoes were like boats and he wasn't that big a guy. His face looked like he had one too many chemical peels.
I just don't get it. And thanks for listening.
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